How To Make A Peanut-Butter and Jelly Sandwich

For those of you who are a little absent minded, I'll be informing you on how to make your very own peanut-butter and jelly sandwich.

Ingredients:

Peanut-Butter

Jelly

2 pieces of bread

Butter knife (you'll see why in a moment!)

Directions:

1) Put the pieces of bread on the table separated.

2) Put your hand on top of the peanut-butter jar, grasp it, and twist to the left (Hint: Remember this tip/Righty Tighty Lefty Losey)

3) Stick the butter knife in the peanut-butter and stir it around.

4) Take the knife out of the jar and spread the knife (with peanut-butter) all over your first piece of bread.

5) Put the knife down and unscrew the top of the jelly jar. (See Step 2 for a little help.)

6) Stick in the butter knife in the jelly and stir it around.

7) Take the knife out of the jar and spread the knife (with jelly) all over the second piece of bread (P.S. The one without peanut-butter on it.)

8) Put the two pieces of bread together so that the jelly is touching the peanut-butter. Make sure the pieces are put together evenly. (You may need a ruler)

9) Pick up the sandwich with both hands.

10) When you bring it to your mouth, put you top teeth over the sandwich and your bottom teeth under it.

11) Bit down and chew.

12) After chewing into small bits, swallow the sandwich pieces.

13) Repeat steps 10-12 until the sandwich is gone.

Congratulations!! You've just completed the crash-course in how to make a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich! Once you practice these steps a few times, you'll be a pro! Stay tuned for next week's lesson: How To Pour A Glass of Milk. (It goes great with the sandwich :)