Welcome students. Today you will each be given the Stupid Test!! I hope you studied! ;) Try to answer the questions as fast and accurately as you can. DO NOT look at the answers until you have completed your test. NO CHEATING!! Or else you will be sent to...I.S.S. or something. ;) Good luck!
What do cows drink?
What do you put in a toaster?
Which color is on the top of a stoplight?
A plane crashes on the United States/Canadian border. Where are the survivors buried?
How long did it take you to read the last question?
Did you have to read it more than once?
How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?
An electric train is moving North at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the West at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
How long did it take you to read the last question?
Did you have to read it more than once?
You are told to take a pill every hour. You are given 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
Without looking, what was the second question?
Here are the answers to the test. DO NOT look before you finish the test, or you will be given an "F"! :)
Stupid Test Answers
What do cows drink?
Water. Not milk!
What do you put in a toaster?
Bread. Not toast!
Which color is on the top of a stoplight?
Red. Not green!
A plane crashes on the United States/Canadian Border. Where are the survivors buried?
No where. Survivors can't be BURIED! :)
How long did it take you to read the last question?
6 seconds or less. If you got over, you got this question wrong
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Did you have to read it more than once?
No. If your answer was yes, you got this question wrong.
How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?
Once. You can fold your half into half, but that would make 1/4 and so on. Only once folks!
An electric train is moving North at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the West at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
No where. There is no smoke! It's an electric train!
How long did it take you to read the last question?
6 seconds or less. If you got over, you got this question is wrong.
Did you have to read it more than once?
No. If your answer was yes, you got this question wrong.
You are told to take a pill every hour. You are given 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
2 hours. You take 1 now, 1 in an hour, and 1 in 2 hours.
Without looking, what was the second question?
"What do you put in a toaster?" I highly doubt you guys got that one without looking. If you did, you get 1 point extra credit.
If you wish to tell me (the teacher) how you did, simply leave a detailed comment, and I will give you a grade! Thanks!
p.s. thx so much to kayla, who sent me this!! u rock kayla!! XD
ReplyDeletep.p.s. my exclamation points just turn out as lines "!" c? so stupid!! :(
ReplyDeleteoh it's okay! :) yeah i didn't really take the test, because i made it, so...ya. love ur blog by the way!
ReplyDeletealso i kinda made some mistakes, it probably should've been streetlight instead of stoplight and my answer on the plane crashing one didn't really make a whole lot of sense, but oh well. :P
ReplyDeleteoh, i can fix that if you want, but i think it's great! thx again kayla!!
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